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Friday, March 20, 2015

The Day We Died-a short story.

Benneth Nwankwo's THE DAY WE DIED


The evening wind came as usual. The sun was almost down, casting its orange ray on the louvers of our house; forming a mirage on it. I was at the veranda, watching the activities of compound people: the boys were playing a deflated football, the girls talking excitedly about things I didn't understand, the women held group discussions; some with their husbands talking in low tones and laughing intermittently. On a distant mango tree, near the entrance of our compound, birds in their nets, making their presence felt with defiant melodious songs.

I was alone watching, trying hard to resist the persistent urge to pull my shirt and join the boys playing football. I was only adhering to Papa's instruction. I didn't understand why he barred me from associating with the compound children. Since Mama joined Mother Earth, Papa had been bitter with our neighbours. He said they were all devils, and that I must avoid them as flies avoid kerosene. I avoided them as he instructed.

A tall man in a faded jean and black T-shirt, carrying a medium sized brown bag, walked in. He wore a powerful smile on his face that contoured like a rumpled dress. I recognized him. Everyone recognized him. The compound people called out his name.

'Ibu!!'. The man who would never quit discussing politics. No one had seen him for a long time.

The boys abandoned their deflated football and the girls their whispering; surged forward and encircled him. He gave them some notes from a wad of notes he pulled out of his hold-all. They thanked him and dashed out of the compound, laughing loudly like demented antelopes. He glanced impressively at the spectacle.

He called the adults together and began to address them in low tone. They gathered like people planning to set up a private business enterprise.

I titled my right ear towards them. He was telling them about his political party in which he was an agent. He promised them money. Plenty money!. He made other luxurious promises in which he added, would be fulfilled only if they attended, en-mass, his party's rally holding in our street in few days time. They gave him their words.

From his bag, posters and banners emerged, he distributed the banners and the men helped him in pasting the posters on the walls of our compound, while the women argued about the financial status of the two men on the posters.

The children soon returned with their noise, brandishing biscuits, sweets and other snacks I could not decipher their identity from my position. One of them, Emeka, my classmate, came close; made a mock at me with his biscuit and dashed away. I sneered at him.

There was a loud crack from the landlord's room, followed by the click of the key in the inner iron door.

I stared at his door.

The landlord thrust his head out of the slight opening and gave a thunderous shout.

'What are those things doing on my wall?....which kin madness be that?....Who instructed.....?'. His door went ajar and he swayed him self out like a mad lion and went after the men pasting the posters.

They abandoned their voluntary job and sought temporal asylum at the backyard. The children and the women scattered in different directions. There was banging of an iron door as people surged into their rooms. A child was crying in a room adjacent ours. Madness was aboard.

Ibu went after the landlord who was almost pulling off the posters. He held the landlord with his huge palms and the landlord cried, 'So you have come to kill me....did I do anything wrong by giving you a room..?'

'Oga landlord calm down, we can settle this. We no dey fight!'. He let go the landlord. The landlord swallowed and looked like a defeated dog.

Papa came out and approached them. He asked what was wrong and none spoke to him. He became enraged and cursed them.

'If you like look at me like rabbits, nobody should disturb my peace in this house again!'. He walked towards me,  and stopped. I held my breath. He turned towards Ibu and the Landlord.
'Devils!, pests!!'.

I surveyed him with my left eye as he walked angrily into our room. He didn't talk to me. Perhaps, he didn't notice me.

Both men stared at each, then Ibu dragged the Landlord into his room and shut his door. The compound people soon emerged from their hideouts. All of them, hovering around Ibu's door.
Minutes later, Ibu's door opened. Who to first bounced out was our landlord, with an amusing smile on his old wrinkled face, whistling, holding within his lazily tied wrapper, a brownish envelop. He gave suspicious glances at the faces of his tenants, secured the envelope tightly in his wrapper and went into his room.

Ibu soon emerged, pleaded with everyone then promised the men some bottles of beer. They went back to work, pasting the posters from door to door, window to window; then troop out to the street.

Days came, weeks came; we didn't see Ibu's campaign train. Expectations were high and rising. People no longer talked about other things but politics. They were excited and expectantly discussed only about the luxurious promises made. Everyday, every time, Ibu would bent on explaining to some angry neighbours why his party men hadn't visited. Sometimes they would believe him and sometimes they would accuse him of deceit. Those days wasn't bright for Ibu.

The posters soon accumulated dusts. Even some of them had been defaced beyond recognition. There were signs of children's creativity on the posters; the rough paintings on images of the two candidates with pencils and paints, the pricking of the eyes, mouths and ears and the meaningless words written on them. It pained Ibu deeply and often he pleaded with parents to caution their children.

At last, they came. Almost a month late!. People had seized talking about it. No one seemed to remember and Ibu had made new enemies. But now, things were different. There was a loud scream. Papa and I rushed out of our room, into the compound.
Ibu, dressed in an elegant agbada, embroidered with his party's logo; came racing up the path on a bicycle, flung it down in the compound and rushed into his room. The next moment he returned with new banners, and went door to door asking people to troop out.

We-Papa and I-followed the compound people into the street.

We beheld an open-backed van with microphones, loudspeakers and a group of powerful people. I spotted Ibu, talking with great pleasure, with two men dressed in a resplendent agbaja, their bellies a replica of the belly of our pregnant neighbour. I recognized them. They were the two candidates on the posters. On both ends of the van, were army of young men sporting ill-fitting suits and dark glasses. They had ear pieces on and were glancing at us with fierceness.


Soon, the street became crowded. Every available space was taken. There were people hanging on the poles, mango tree, and guava tree and elevated blocks.

Ibu took the microphone and introduced the guests. There was a welcoming applause. He taught the crowed his party's motto, when to say it and how to throw fist in the air saying it. It was not difficult to learn.

The powerful people on the van took positions, talking exuberantly, cracking our ears with beautiful promises and brighter living. They were hungry for talks.

Finally, the main candidate took position. He revisited all the pre-speakers had said, adding flavour and better taste to it. Intermittently, the DJ at the tail end of the van-a man with a miserable hair cut-would remind all of his presence. The main candidate went on and on promising; good roads, clean water; free social amenities, everything free! Hospitals, schools; foods, electricity.........and Power.

'Do you think we are deceiving you all?' The man asked, throbbing his voluminous agbada.

'My records are there. I am a man of the people.....'. A fair lady dressed in Ankara, holding a white handkerchief came forward, and wiped gently his face. He acknowledged her and continued.

'Yes my people, I am a man of the people. My action speaks louder than voice. Yes. Just vote for us. Vote we'll change your life. We have plenty money that will better your life'. He turned to his team, 'Am I telling lie?'

'No!!!!'. They roared. I spotted Ibu making gesture for us to clap. The crowd began clapping.

'A good politician doesn't talk too much. I said we have enough money'. He turned to his team again. Momentarily, briefcases materialized. Next, wades of attractive naira notes were in the air. As they descended: women, children; men-everyone went after them.
Someone pushed me to the ground and I felt the sand with my tongue. I got up, trying to get hold of a descending note; it was seized at once by a woman. I stared at the baby strapped on her back with a wrapper. His nose was bloodied. I called after the woman but she went after another note and I saw her more.

A distance , two men were in a serious confrontation. They dragged one another from one point to another. Soon it initiated into fighting. While the notes were descending, they were busy exchanging heavy punches, and kicks. No one noticed them.

The commotion grew stronger. Ibu took position, pleading for calm. The more he pleaded the stronger it became. People seized the rare opportunity to revenge on their enemies. It turned violent!.

The candidates stopped splashing the notes and began pleading for calm. No one listened and when it was evident that the crowd were surging towards the van the young men in suits; secured the van, pulled out their guns. I heard multiple deafening shots in the air.

Pandemonium!.

We scattered in different directions. There were stampedes. I saw a boy lying on the floor, struggling against the incessant stepping of people's legs. A huge hand held my shoulder. I turned. Papa!.
He lifted me above his head and made towards a nearby bush. The leaves ruffled my skin and sharp sticks injured Papa's left hand. Carrying me on his back, he ran bravely through the bush, taking sides, and corners until we found our path into our compound. Into our room. The night was cryptic.

In the morning, sixteen children, five women-two pregnant and two men were reported dead.
The police report added: Seven children, nine women and twenty men were critically injured.Most of them, life-threatening injuries. That was the day we died.


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Monday, March 16, 2015

My Uniform Makes Me A god~A Short Story | Benneth Nwankwo



You will agree with me that Lagos is an interesting city. To live a day in Lagos, Nigeria, without a story to tell is to never have lived.

For years, I have been a student of Lagos, studying Lagos and I have learned a lot. I am still, however, learning Lagos. This is a course one never graduates. When you think you are done, another topic springs out like mushroom and as a student of Lagos, you must learn. Alternative is to drop out.

I have learn-still learning about "Uniforms".

I saw it in one of those tabloid newspapers and as usual, like every other student of Lagos, gave it a dismissal as one of those editorials, badly written by a hungry journalist. I even described it as an awful and unenthusiastic jest. The writer must have had a terrible day, I had assumed.

Two weeks, four days, the assumed joke became news and simultaneously became a household discourse. It was no longer speculation, but a fact; Okada has been outlawed!.


That week, about 4pm, when the sky was gloomy, holding the promise of a heavy rain; I boarded a bus from Oshodi heading to Egbeda.

The Driver was at his peak, accelerating roughly 120km/h. The breeze played on my eyes and ears that I did not even hear the conductor calling for my balance.

Suddenly the vehicle slowed down. I looked ahead.

A band of policemen, at a check point, doing something distinctive .The were after the big fish. The motorcycle.

Our driver greeted one of them, he didn't even noticed. The man in uniform was in a serious and intimidating negotiation with a motorcycle rider, for which I presumed, the alternative of the negotiation would be impoundment of the motorcycle. The policeman talked with sneer and held a powerful look.

There were still mixing along when another motorcycle drove by. The rider acknowledged the men in uniform with two quick blasting of horn, accelerated, and I saw him no more.

Still observing, I couldn't believe what had just happened. Why make him a scared cow?. Then the gripping shock, gave way to rational thinking; I recalled that the motorcycle rider who had just passed, undisturbed, was habilimented in a T-shirt inscribed "Gallant Mopol", on his head, a khaki face cap. I was shocked, wondering if anyone in the bus, felt the harmless anger that shot through my eyes.

That night, in my bedroom, balanced on my bed, staring at the revolving ceiling fan making blur the blue bulb ahead of it; I allowed myself to be swayed by thoughts. I thought about the handful number of impounded motorcycle, stocked at the back of the police van. The submissive voice of a youthful fellow wailing and pleading as two uniform men dragged his motorcycle to their van. The undiluted shock when a motorcycle rider was accorded a triumphant pass, undisturbed.

Having thought so long, without even observing the sudden interruption of power by the PHCN, I concluded; my uniform makes me a god.


                                       ******

The sun was almost down, about time the day played its last card, signed out and give way for the night to sign in. It was a cool but noisy evening. Noise one of the constituent of Lagos, Nigeria. You can't escape its companionship.

I had just returned and was welcomed with the news of petrol scarcity. I promptly dismantled my tie, and dressed in a white long sleeve, black trouser, matching with a dusty black shoe; I hurried to backyard-where the generator and other mechanical equipment tenants-grabbed a ten litre blue container and zoomed off; running as fast as my legs could, picking my way to the nearest filling station.


Getting to the filling station, panting, trying to catch my breath; I was left in a daze. A long queue!.

A helpless fellow, I joined the queue. Who want to spend a night plagued by boiling heat and unforgiving Lagos mosquitoes?.

Fifteen minutes afterward, I counted the figures ahead of me. Thirty!. I shook my head in submissiveness, then I remembered my phone and earpiece that had comforted me with some solo music, throughout a five hour traffic gridlock while returning from work.

I scrolled through the playlist, searching for a befitting song that would ease my evening; it made a disturbing sound. Battery low!. I returned both to my pocket and cursed the air.

I glanced around. There were unusual happenings: three boys were playing with a small black container-apparently abandoned by a fellow who couldn't endure the herculean struggle for petrol.

A distance ahead, a man, potbellied, who looked like he might be pregnant, was talking disappointedly in a high tone. It seems he had endured enough.

Soon, he found apostles. Some drivers came out and joined him. Both men and women.


'I dey vex!'. The stocky man said. 'We dey produce oil but still dey beg for it'.

'My brother na so we see am'. A woman joined him.


'Na God go punish all those thieves wey call themselves our leaders'. The stocky man added, then smashed something on his left arm. I suspected it was an unfortunate mosquito trying to have a taste of his blood.

Soon resonating talks of bad governance and corruption held the environment. A woman highlighted why the upcoming election was imperative, told them her candidate and there was uproar. A slim man, too slim that he looked like a broom stick; asked her what she knew about politics, and suggested that she go home and look after her kids.

The woman enraged. 'Yeye man. See as him thin like stick. Abeg hold him breeze go carry him ooo!'.

Onlookers laughed.

The verbal exchange soon attracted some people. Both men and women looked on-apparently stress alleviated. People tap others and point at the spectacle.

'See witch!' the man began 'I pity your husband--that is if you get one--Ashawo!'.

'Mewitch?'. She beat her chest.

'Yes. Witch!'.

'I will show you mywitch-ness today!'.

It went like that until some men came over, trying to reason with the man. They told him he was a man, and should not reply every word thrown at him by a woman. Woman had power but their mouth.

The man couldn't listen. He continued and they dragged him away. The woman continued to shout, until she bought petrol and drove off angrily.

I examined the queue and took count again. Twelve!. Roughly one hour plus forty two minutes spent, I was still the thirteenth person.

Roughly two hours ten minutes, I took count to determine the progress being made. Seven!. I was partially relieved.

Another drama ensued. A man, with the help of his friend, sneaked in his yellow      container. The women noticed. They let out a verbal protest and soon the container was seen flying until it landed at the other side. The man left, with defeat written all over his face.
No one saw him again.

Twenty minutes afterwards, I surveyed the queue. Five more!. A slight excitement melted down my abdomen. Our people was right, "A patient dog eats the................There was a sudden hush. I looked around.

People behind, began to give way. I gaze on in horror. Emerging from the crowed, were two fierce looking men in their 30s, garnished with intimidating muscles and shoulders. I observed their clothing as I too gave way; they were soldiers.

They held a straight face as they marched gallantry to the pump with25 litre container each. Someone murmured behind, and one of them stopped; pranced all over the place like a hungry masquerade. No one talked.

When they left with their petrol, someone asked 'Is not madness that someone just walked in, didn't queue and proceeded to the pump, buys petrol and left?'.

No one answered. Except the simultaneous heavy hiss made by some women.

My uniform makes me a god.

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Thursday, March 5, 2015

Police Is Your Friend -A Poem From Benneth Nwankwo

Police is your friend
You have new friend
Everywhere you go, you have a friend

Police is your friend:
A fact, a lie against an officer of law
A reasonable suggestion;
you're teaching me my duty

Police is your friend:
Bandits looting; contacted,no response
Bandits home sharing loot,
police aboard blazing sirens

Police is your friend:
Enemy within-your friend
Bribery, a trademark
Corruption a surname
Intimidation, a culture

Police is your friend:
Friend stops you with command
Demanded; food receipt
Demanded ;Radio receipt
Demanded ;cloth receipt
Demanded;phone receipt
Demanded; birth receipt
Police is your friend

Police is your friend:
Okada impounding an enterprise
Criminals in uniform
Kleptomaniac in sharp practices
Professional liars
Good nose in detecting aroma of
currency
Police is your friend

Police is your friend:
Innocent citizens detained
Ball is free-ON PAPER
A written statement, different behind
desk
Injustice celebrated
Criminals empowered
And we are watching
We cannot raise a finger
Police is your friend.